From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 09:14:24

*is chillin' out on the back porch after baby-making time*

*laughs as he hears her pounding and shrieking*

*eventually... after some time.... some really long time... sends a maia to show her around back*

MORNIN' SIS!! :D

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 09:24:28

*strides around and glares at him*

You -- you -- utter, utter bastard! Don't you ever stop and THINK? I've told you before! No wholesale slaughter before lambing season! That's a whole generation gone! Circle of life, Oromë, circle of life!

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 09:26:15

*glances up at her and gestures to the table*

Burger? They're fresh!

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 09:41:31

*shrieks* I don't want a burger! I'm a vegetarian, you IMBECILE!

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 10:11:14

*shrugs* Just offering. Tsk tsk. All those poor vegetables. Can't you hear the lettuce screaming?

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 10:19:29

All the time. Vegetables don't scream. Animals do. How could you? I thought we had a deal. I thought we had designated hunting seasons!

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 13:52:16

Couldn't help it, babe. It's Saint Oromë Day, a day which I made up last night when I realized you'd want an excuse for all the slaughter. Can't be letting the Kindred down and all. *big smile!* You know how they love holidays.

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 15:22:58

You just made that up!

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 15:30:49

No I didn't! It's a newish sort of holiday. Just catching on. Like Cinco de Mayo. I want to encourage them to continue their fine celebration. *as if explaining this to a very stupid person or an elf* They're like children, you see. They need positive reinforcement. Meat is positive reinforcement.

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 15:37:28

You've made up a new holiday just to promote excessive animal-slaughter. Meat is a side-effect of said slaughter.

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 15:40:51

Meat is also mighty tasty. Look, population control, Yavanna. Now all those weak little pansy ass animals you adore can flourish until hunting season for a whole year because I took care of their competition. It's like Reverse-Darwinism. *big smile!* Oromëism.

Look, we'll start a Saint Yavanna's Day too and everyone can eat lettuce for a day and adopt animals from the pound and it'll be lovely. Everyone will hate it so much just like they hate you love it.

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 15:48:20

There really is no talking to you, is there? Answer me this, Oromë, is there a single animal on this planet who you don't think of being 'weak' and 'little' and 'pansy ass'?

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 15:49:04

Huan.

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 15:54:32

Huan doesn't count! He has far more common sense than you do, for one thing!

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 15:57:38

Bears. They're hardcore. Good show on those, Yavanna. They'll rip your throat out if you give 'em a chance. That's the sort of animal I can get behind. Get behind and kill.

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 16:02:26

*runs her hands through her hair* You are a cruel, small-minded little man and I cannot believe you are allowed to operate here. You're spoiling it for everyone. I'm going to have to start imposing sanctions, you know.

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 16:07:32

*decides he's had enough of this "being patient" crap*

*draws himself to his full height*

*pause* *blows Valaróma for effect*

STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING DOMAIN, YOU FUCKING TREE-HUGGER, OR I'LL BURN YOUR FUCKING FORESTS DOWN. ....FUCKING.

*smiles brightly and sits back down*

	From: yavannapalurien	Date: 01/21/2007 16:10:23

*glares at you with all the venom she can muster*

*in a whisper* You are going to regret this, Oromë.

*storms off*

	From: aromez	Date: 01/21/2007 16:11:37

*calls after her, all chipper-like*

BYE, SIS! :D