*holds it between two fingers and places it on the counter with a look of distaste*
*leads you into the living room* I don't think that's a very good idea. Sit down. I'll make tea. *presses both hands against your chest to sit you on the couch*
*thinks this over for a minute* Well, I get 'whore', 'streetwalker', 'trollop', and 'call girl' a lot. But I think I prefer 'courtesan'. And I most certainly do not walk the streets.
*gauges your reaction and grins* Don't look so shocked. It's perfectly legal and safe. Although if my dad finds out, it might not be so safe. /:)
Tea with whiskey?
You're not becoming an alcoholic on my watch! *considers* But wait. *digs through her handbag and tosses you something* Try that.
*re-emerges, having slipped into something more uncomfortable*
*gives you a Look* Of course I worry about diseases. Which is why there are no problems. I screen all my clients very carefully and go in for regular checkups, and so on. *smiles with naive sweetness* I'm about as pure as the driven snow.
Anybody who looks like he might cause the littlest piece of trouble gets blacklisted. One or two may have found themselves in love, but I try to let them down easy, you know? *looks terribly sad for a fleeting moment* *shrugs* Maybe I've been lucky.
*nods* I have my rules. And things I will and won't do and such. No mouth-to-mouth kissing...do you know how it goes?. *shifts her gaze from your lips before you notice her looking*
On the outside I'm not the mess most people think I should be.