*does happen to be there, as that's where the free breakfast is*
*they didn't even have continental at the hotel* *shitty hotel*
*looks at her skeptically* Do you never listen to a word I say? Tell him you're royalty and that royalty doesn't pay. Damn, child, learn. *shakes his head* Kids.
*sits down at the breakfast table* *helps herself to all the non-carbs within reach*
The girls and I went to the ski resort at Ered Luin, Daddy. You know that. It was great and there was this guy who said he used to be a king but he was kinda nice all the same and the shops were just amazing and I got the cutest pair of kitten-heels-- *continues in this vein for a solid ten minutes*
Eugh, no, Daddy. You never know where those needles have been! Like, one of the girls? Said that she knew this guy who got a tattoo and he died of, like, blood poisoning or something. I don't want to die of blood poisoning
*blinks* I totally don't know! I didn't really think. I just wanted to come see you, Daddy and maybe find Gil-galad and the boys said that you'd come to, like, annoy Uncle Elwë or something, and I thought you'd like the company.
*big grin* Right you are, kiddo! Thing is, your uncle's on this crazy "no unannounced visitors" and "you're not going to leech off me this time, Olwë" kick. Really rude if you think about it. I'm his only brother if you don't count that pussy Elmo, and who would, really? He should treat me better. But I'm sure he couldn't say no to a pretty face like yours. Just pull the innocent routine. You know how elderly-men-type fall for the innocent routine.
the boys
They didn't come with you, did they? I told them to stay away until I'd gotten us set up here. I think Elwë's about to crack and he really couldn't take us all at once.
Oh, no. They wanted to come just to make sure I got here but I slipped out in the middle of the night. I should probably let them know where I am, huh?
But I'm sure he couldn't say no to a pretty face like yours.
Yeah, yeah, give 'em a call later. Make sure to tell 'em I said stay put. That's an order. I like it here, we might get a place and everything, but I don't need them fucking things up this early on. ...Do you know if they beat that drugs rap?
*tells a passing maid to move your things up to a spare bedroom. a nice spare bedroom*
*really likes how well everyone follows orders here*
Oh, they totally bought out judge and jury and most of the cops too. They've got everything set up pretty nicely. They even gave me some extra pocket money, which I totally blew on a manicure.
*sternly* Well I hope that manicure's going to keep you fed and clothed for the next week or so, honey, cause I'm all tapped out. Tell them to send us some more cash when you talk to them. That's an order too. I'll be taking care of everything else once I get the lay of the land down.