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01/30/2007 18:49:00
[info]sindacollo
*receives word that Lúthien still has not been found*

*then receives word that his brother is once again infecting the palace with his malignant presence*

*then receives word that said brother has also installed his daughter in a guest room in said palace*

*tells the mafiosi to henceforth treat Olwë as a vagrant and to throw him off the grounds as often as is necessary for him to get the point*

*then receives word that Beren has somehow escaped from prison*

FUCKING ERUDAMNED FUCKER FUCKITTY FUCK CUNT! FUCKING!!



*decides to cool off by personally dumping all of his niece's belongings out her guest room window*

Current Mood: infuriated
Tags: thingol, melian, luthien, earwen

 
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From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 19:19:02  

...

Tea?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 19:32:07  

*chucks out a pointy shoe, ignoring the yelp of pain from a passerby below*

I-

YOU-

HE-

SHE-



Tea would do nicely, thank you.
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 19:35:41  

*calls for tea* *and maybe some of those little creme puffs he likes so much*

*sits on the bed and hands him shoes one by one*

Now, what's wrong?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 19:37:57  

*feels the tiniest bit better with each toss*

Olwë. Eärwen. Beren. Lúthien.
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 19:42:44  

Ah. Yes. That. Them.

Maybe once Lúthien is found we can take a vacation? She's never seen the sea, you know, and maybe it would take your mind off your problems. If Olwë follows you can drown him.

*tactfully says nothing about Beren*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 19:50:06  

*frowns* I don't think-

Find a reason. Any reason. C'mon...you can do it. It's old hat. This is what you DO.

*defeatedly* I-think-a-vacation's-a-great-idea. And the drowning part's even better. :(

For shame, Elu. I thought I KNEW you!
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 19:54:38  

*comes up behind him and starts gently rubbing his shoulders*

That wasn't so bad, see? It'll be fun. We'll go to a nice, private beach. No boys. No brothers. No peasants. Nothing.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 19:57:45  

That wasn't so bad, see?

OMG you have no IDEA. *his head drooping* Of course, this is all assuming she comes back. Ever. Can she really think I'm so evil?

Don't you dare answer that.
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 20:01:55  

*answers anyway* Of course she doesn't. She loves you more than anything. You should know that. Children overreact. Once she realizes she's being silly she'll come back and everything will be as it was. We can even start fighting again. *kisses the top of his head :o*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 20:08:02  

*petulantly* Life was so much easier before we had her. Both times.

*kisses the top of his head*

o_0 *turns and slips his arm around your waist* 0_o *a bit gruffly* Has Olwë...said anything to you?
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 20:12:58  

*smiles* You wouldn't have it any other way.

*rests her arms on your shoulders* No, we just spoke for a moment last night. Why?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 20:18:10  

*smiles slightly* Details, details.

*completes the circle with his other arm and laces his fingers together behind your back*

So no offers to play "hunt the sausage"? No particular reason. I was just wondering.
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 20:25:36  

I'm sure nothing he has to say is worth listening to anyway.

*looks into his eyes and just. breathes.* Elwë...
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 20:29:42  

You are so wise, my queen.

*reaches up with both hands and strokes your cheeks with his thumbs* *softly* Every day you are lovelier than the day before. How do you do it?
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 20:36:34  

*presses her cheek into the palm of his hand and smiles* You challenge me every day and I but simply do what I can to rise to the occassion. *glances up at him* You make my life complete.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 20:41:13  

*breaks into a warm smile* Kind, kind words for such a villain. I am woefully unworthy, no doubt.

*kisses your lips very gently*
From: [info]queenmelly Date: 01/30/2007 20:44:48  

*smiles against his lips*

I can think of no one more worthy.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 20:47:31  

*just holds you close, relaxing against the warmth of your body and enjoying the quiet*

*which will undoubtedly send the servants into a frenzy*
From: [info]luthiekins Date: 01/30/2007 22:21:27  

*can hear the commotion from her secret hideaway three doors down*

*is starting to feel really bad about all of this*

*REALLY BAD, OKAY?*

*just so you know*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/30/2007 22:50:48  

*well, GOOD*

*because you OUGHT to*



;_;
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:13:45  

*arrives into her room*

*eyes immediately start to well up*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:18:16  

There, there. Don't cry, honey. The destitute look is all the rage these days.

*holds a scarf out the window to be caught and carried by the breeze*
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:20:31  

*starts to weep*

*hiccupsobcries*

Why do you hate me so much, Uncle Elwë?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:22:43  

*looking hurt* I could never hate you, sweetheart. I hate your father. *sympathetically* You didn't know what a putrid twatdropping he is?
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:27:04  

But he's still my father. *sniffles* I don't have anyone else except for the boys and they're not always that nice because all that coke has fried their nasal passages and their brains.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:35:02  

Tell you what. Why don't you disown your father? I could be your adopted dad. It's great here. Just ask Lúthien some other year.

*leans out and throws a handbag as hard as he can, watching it drop into a trash can near the end of the alley* Sweet! Ten points!
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:37:58  

*is shocked and appalled and a little intrigued by that proposal*

*bursts into fresh tears as her handbag disappears into the night*

*sniffles* Uncle -- Elwë -- please STOP!
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:44:01  

*stops (for the moment)*

*sighs* It's really all out of my hands until the maids have gotten that icky Olwë smell out of the carpets. Can't you understand that?

*roots through another handbag until he comes up with a tissue*

*holds it out to you* Calm down, cupcake. Finarfin will never want you if your makeup's all runny and goopy.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:47:18  

*wipes her nose*

Who's Finarfin? Is he cute?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:51:33  

Oh, GOODY!

Finarfin? Your husband? King of the fuckingfuckfucker Noldor in the Blessed Realm? Which...may or may not precisely exist anymore, exactly.

*squeakily* And YES, he's just the CUTEST boy you ever did see! How the hell should I know if he's cute?
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 14:53:28  

I don't have a husband! *stamps her foot* And what's Noldor?

*feels her grip on reality loosening slightly*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 14:57:05  

*patiently* The Noldor are a bunch of feral, kinslaying bastards who also made the Great March to-

You know what? That part's not really important. What's important is that Olwë's been keeping secrets from you. Clearly. You should probably do something about that.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 01/31/2007 15:00:52  

Daddy wouldn't do that.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 01/31/2007 15:03:03  

You forget he learned from the master.

*mildly* Oh.

Well then. I stand corrected.
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