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02/03/2007 12:20:00
[info]telerinking
*thinks that that stick must be jammed pretty damn far up Elwë's ass*

*decides to move his plans for setting up shop in Delving up a notch*

*walks into the lobby of a Fortune 500 company and announces he's taking over*

*gets the funds from the offshore account, but don't tell anyone*

*instates himself as CEO and sets up a new account in Switzerland Mirkwood*

*celebrates by having a few drinks in the hotel bar, keeping an eye out for some cheap bitches lady friends to take home*

Current Mood: accomplished
Tags: olwe, earwen

 
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From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 12:34:07  

*is having an awful time in Delving, between all her belongings being thrown out onto the street and just having her cellphone stolen*

*goes into the nearest hotel to make a phone call to the boys to ask for more funds*
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 12:36:02  

*sees her*

*sees her using a pay phone*

*comes over and slams the receiver down*

THAT IS NOT A SECURE LINE.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 12:37:56  

*is just about on the verge of tears*

But someone stole my cellphone and my purse and Uncle Elwë threw all of my stuff out on the street and I hate it here and--and--and--

*throws herself at him and clings*
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 12:41:33  

*pats delicately* Uhm. Yes. There there. Everything will be fine. Daddy is here. Just. Uh. Let go please? Sit down. We'll get you something to eat and see about money. Yes. There we go. See. Everything is fine. Please let go of me?!
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 12:43:37  

*eventually detaches herself and curls up on one of the plush lobby seats*

*sniffles* Uncle Elwë said some really weird things, Daddy.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 12:50:30  

*bREatHeS*

Yeah? That's because Uncle Elwë's an idiot a bit touched in the head, sweetheart. He can't help himself sometimes. *somewhat curious* What'd he say?
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 12:54:44  

He said that I had a husband called Finarfin but that's stupid. Why would I marry someone with such a silly name?

*looks at the lobby menu* Can I have chocolate cake, Daddy?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 12:59:26  

*chokes on his drink* YOU WILL PAY, ELWË, OH, YOU WILL PAY.

*laughs* He said that because you do, Princess, or at least you did. *glances at the menu* Eh. Go ahead. Don't come crying to me when you put on five pounds and the boy doesn't want you anymore, though.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:02:16  

*stops, torn between being upset that her own father has just implied that she's fat and being curious about her silly-named, so-called husband*

*flatly* I married someone called Finarfin.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:05:56  

*waves his hand nonchalantly* Eh, I don't think he was calling himself that back then. No, no, he waited until his brother and nephews murdered at least three of your brothers before he changed his name. *mostly to himself* Never did find out what happened to the other boy. Eh.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:09:56  

*lipwobble* They killed the boys?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:13:03  

Yeah. The boys. And pretty much the rest of the population too. *pauses for effect* Then they stole the boats. But don't worry, darling. Your husband was too much of a pussy to talk part. He just stayed home and taught your kids how to play the harp or something. Didn't try to stop it, though.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:14:07  

Why did I marry him if he was so horrid, Daddy? Was he hot?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:19:44  

You have bad taste, sweetheart. You can't help it. Look at your mother. Making horrible mistakes runs in the family. Don't know how Elwë got out of that one. Don't worry, I'm sure you two were very happy and pacifist.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:26:44  

*sullenly* That sounds boring.

*--*

*orders a glass of water and a salad when the waiter comes over*
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:29:57  

*shrugs* Works for some people. *orders a steak and potato and another glass of whiskey* That all you're having, Princess?
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:41:21  

*nods* 'm not hungry anymore.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:48:54  

Suit yourself, kid.

*waits in awkward silence* Now, look, we'll get you a room here and we'll see about getting you some more cash, but you've got to be more careful. You're all grown up now, kid, and your brothers aren't around to watch your back. *grins* I can't take care of you every second of the day.
From: [info]telerinprincess Date: 02/03/2007 13:55:17  

*can't help smiling in return* Thank you, Daddy. I'm sorry for causing so much trouble.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/03/2007 13:57:14  

Hey, that's what kids are for, right? *gives her a wink before digging into his red, raw steak*
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