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02/08/2007 21:17:00
[info]telerinking
*reads in the paper that Thingol has gone out of town* (*without his wife, which could prove interesting*)

Hot damn! *is all smiles as he places The Phone Call* Boys! Start closing up shop. I want you up here a week from Monday. Time's right.

*decides to celebrate by cruising for prime 'real estate'*

*wanders through the most decrepit part of town, where all the junkies and the hookers (hey!) and the homeless are, keeping an eye out for just the right spot*

*sees a modest-looking building right in the midst of the worst of it claiming to be a House of Worship*

Ahahahaha right. *heads inside to have a look around*

Current Mood: giggly
Tags: finarfin, olwe

 
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From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 07:32:39  

*comes out to meet you in the vestibule when he hears the door open*

Welcome, friend. Would you care for a cup of coffee? It's really really terrible, if you believe the comment cards hot.

*doesn't recognize you in the slightest but can't help but think you look like Trouble, with a capital 'T' and that rhymes with 'P' and that stands for 'Player'*
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 11:04:40  

*is staring in horror at a freak-ass painting of the singing of Arda into existance* Some people.

*turns around, ready to offer his hand in greeting and to let you know who's boss*

....

*starts laughing when he sees you* *so hard* AHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. It would be you, wouldn't it?
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 11:09:13  

*hey! he personally rescued that painting from some spraypaint-wielding teens!*

*stares at you in frank astonishment* Excuse me? Have we met?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 11:14:15  

*well that's just a mark of taste. or lack of it.*

You don't remember? Oh ho ho!! *laughs some more* Of course you don't remember!! Oh, little Arafinwë, the stories I could tell you. *just grins!!*
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 11:20:06  

My apologies, but I don't remember you, no. Something tells me I'd rather not, anyway.

little Arafinwë

*is clearly at a grave disadvantage here* *smiles weakly* Oh? What kinds of stories?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 11:23:09  

*puts a companionable arm around your shoulder*

Oh, we go way back, you and I. It's too bad about not having your memories and all. We could share a laugh about your crazy brothers and all their antics. *maybe possibly squeezes your shoulder very tightly* You don't remember your brothers at all? Your nephews?
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 11:28:24  

*winces*

*sidles away from you in a hurry* Brothers? Nephews? I've heard a few things around town, but I'm a bit fuzzy on the details, unfortunately. I haven't had much time to read up on the histories.

*gulps* So was there something I can help you with, or...? *hopefully* The next sermon's not for another two hours.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 11:31:49  

*manic grin* No, no, I just... I heard you were here and I wanted to catch up on family news. Too bad you don't remember. Ah, well, some other time.

*turns as if he's about to leave*

*starts laughing* Actually... *turns around* I've got a great story about THE TIME YOUR BROTHERS CAME AND MURDERED MY FUCKING PEOPLE AND STOLE OUR BOATS.

*SMILES* WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 11:36:39  

*gapes*

*takes another several steps back*

*just knows he has a can of mace around here somewhere...except no, it's actually Febreze, isn't it? Darn.*

NoIdon'tthinkI'dmuchliketohearaboutthatthankyou.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 11:41:16  

*takes a few swift steps towards you and pins you against the wall*

*ominously* Well. If you happen to see your brother, do tell them that if they come near my family again we'll see who the real Kinslayers are. Those were my sons. Not that I can ever really remember their names, but still.

*stares at you closely, as if he's going to rip your spleen out and eat it raw in front of you*

*which he probably won't do. probably.*
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 11:48:21  

*stares straight back at you, calm and unmoving*

*looks rather sad for a moment behind all the fear* I'm very sorry for your loss. I didn't catch your name...? And who are these brothers of mine again?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/09/2007 13:24:19  

*chuckles and steps back, letting you go*

Elwë, kid. But you can call me Pops. *pats your cheek softly* You always were a bit of a wimp. I like that, I really do.

*completely calm and relaxed again*
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/09/2007 22:31:08  

*frowns* Elwë? Ah. I see. That explains so much.

*a little defensively* There are other ways of getting one's point across besides brute force, yes. You might try it sometime.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/10/2007 01:15:30  

*thinks about it for about a second* Nah, not for me.

So. You've been around here for a while. *bluntly* Do you know if anyone's dealing? Who's the connection in the area? I need to have him offed.
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/10/2007 01:26:08  

*laughs, positive this isn't actually happening*

You don't honestly expect me to refer you to some drug dealers, do you? It's my job to help them find their way to Eru, not to spur them--or you--to further iniquity. Was that somehow unclear? *nervously glances at a children's flannel board story depicting the the creation of Arda to see if there's some Morgothian taint he missed*

*decides yours is only logical behavior for someone as touched in the head as you seem to be*
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/10/2007 01:30:25  

*laughs* What, I don't want drugs. What do I look like, a fucking idiot? That stuffs fries your brain, man. You should see my boys. I just want to... *waves his hand* Nah. Nevermind. I thought that you'd have your hand in it a little, being the spiritual connection round here and all. Thought I'd help you out a little. Get the guys out of here so my kids can take over.
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/10/2007 01:34:47  

I thought that you'd have your hand in it a little

*clearly appalled* No. No, I certainly- No. No.

*pinches the bridge of his nose* *giving up* Why don't you try asking some of the addicts? *sighs* Eru knows there are more of them every day.

*dryly* I'm sure they'll be happy to refer you until you cut off their supply or...whatever it is you plan to do.
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/10/2007 01:37:34  

Right, right, got it. Thanks, kid, it's been a blast.

*heads for the door* You should stop by the house sometime not that we have one. I know Eärwen would love to see you like Elwë'd love a hole in his head.
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/10/2007 01:40:55  

*shakes his head slightly* No problem?

Right. Ha. *tries to line up the names and so-called relationships in his head* *doesn't think you've mentioned this one* And Eärwen is...?
From: [info]telerinking Date: 02/10/2007 07:55:38  

*smiles brightly* Your wife!

*waves his hand* Cheers!

*saunters out to look for a junkie*
From: [info]ingoldo Date: 02/10/2007 10:45:31  

*blink, blink*

*blink*

*firmly thinks he has never met anyone so rude and insane in his entire life*
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