opus_two <% /!UseJournal %>
02/18/2007 10:00:00
[info]aromez
*has decided to give this whole 'talking to the animals' thing another go*

*sits in the woods, surrounded by various creatures*

*feels like one of those damn princesses in Disney movies*

*except the animals are staying near him because he's threatened to kill if they run*

*to a rabbit* So, why are there so many of you guys, dude? Every time I go hunting there are hundreds of you and even when I kill a bunch, the next time there are even more. Vána probably wouldn't mind knowing your secret.

*listens to the reply* Whoa. Seriously?

Current Mood: curious
Tags: orome, yavanna

 
Comments
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 10:11:08  

*is patrolling walking through the woods*

*frowns as she senses the presence of another Ainu in the vicinity*

*happens upon you* *observes you quietly and confusedly, trying to figure out where the trap is and how to warn the animals*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 10:14:05  

*sits with his chin in his hand, thinking*

*frowns* You don't get tired? I thought your sort of people got, like, tired. Endurance and all. The Kindred get tired. Is it just a special animalwhatsit?

*is seriously fascinated by this* *who knew rabbits could be so interesting?*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 10:21:00  

*vaguely wonders whether the rabbits are planning a revolution and simply biding their time before they rise up against you*

*then realises she's had no reports about this and everyone knows that rabbits are crap at keeping secrets*

*clears her throat and steps into the clearing* New tactic, Oromë? Are you boring them to death now?
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 10:24:33  

*jumps up as if he has been caught doing something terrible*

What? No! Just! Just! Uh! *grasps around for words like a great dumb oaf* *which...*

We were having a private conversation, THANK YOU!
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 10:31:28  

*brightly* Glad to hear it!

*leans against a tree and watches with amusement interest* I do hope you're all learning lots from each other.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 10:33:43  

IT WAS VÁNA'S IDEA, OKAY?

If I'd known it was going to make you happy I would have just SHOT THEM IN THE HEART. *sees his new pal's the rabbit's face* No, not you, man, we're cool.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 10:44:04  

It was Vána's idea that you come out here and have a pow-wow with our rabbit friends? That's adorable. Are you going to have a summit with the deer next? Let me warn you, they're not as chatty as Thumper and co.

*is seriously amused*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 10:46:24  

She said it would be interesting to learn their perspective. THAT'S ALL. THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO DO WITH THE DEER IS CUT THEIR LIVERS OUT AND EAT THEM RAW.

I was in a good mood. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 10:51:09  

*laughs and steps out into the clearing*

I'm unbelievably happy. This almost, almost makes up for Vendórë's Day. How I wish I could paint. In fact, I may take lessons just to commit this happy little scene to perpetuity.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 10:54:28  

*steps close, ominously close, to you*

Don't you dare tell anyone. I'll... I'll... I'll reinstate the logging business. *grins insanely*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:04:39  

*stands her ground*

Oh, I don't need to tell anyone. It's enough that I know it myself.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 11:11:07  

*sneers*

*honestly can't think of anything to say* FINE!

*sees a random raccoon walking by, thinking it's safe with Yavanna around* *kicks it out into the forest* Not supposed to be out during the day anyway.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:18:29  

*gasps at your blatant disregard for a poor defenceless animal*

*completely forgets her extensive training and self-discipline and slaps you, square in the jaw*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 11:20:46  

*stares at you in shock*

*grasps your shoulders and pushes you hard against a tree*

Try it again little girl.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:24:43  

*struggles against you*

*hisses* Let me go or I swear, your balls will be the next to go.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 11:27:37  

*laughs. in. your. face.*

I guess we know who's really in charge around here.

*lets you go and steps back*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:31:29  

*walks right up to you and grips your upper arms*

I do hope you're not fooling yourself into thinking that you have any dominion over me.

*raises up her knee, stopping just short of your groin* You're not, are you?
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 11:34:46  

*brings his face very close to yours*

Ooh, little girl thinks she's tough enough to play with the big boys. Go on, give it a try. Be a man.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:36:51  

*raises her knee a little higher, applying just enough pressure to be uncomfortable*

I didn't know that you had such a streak of masochism, Oromë, but when I consider who you're married to, it shouldn't surprise me.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 11:43:38  

*will not show pain!* *smiles*

Your husband must like it too, considering who he spends all his time with. *leans his head in closer and whispers in your ear* It must get lonely sometimes.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 11:48:10  

*moves her head slightly to look at you fiercely, not remotely aware how close her face is to yours* As ever, you've just shown that you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 18:36:45  

*grabs both sides of your face and pulls you in for a deep, animalistic kiss*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 18:44:23  

*gasps and thinks about the possibility of maybe struggling before kissing back hard*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 18:56:20  

*continues kissing passionately while wrapping his arms around you and pulling you hard against him*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 18:59:32  

*lets her knee rub against you rather more gently while she wraps her arms around your neck*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 19:24:27  

*groans into your mouth and lets one of his hands fall down to your bottom, squeezing your ass*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 19:34:00  

*struggles a little to manouevre enough to wrap her legs around your waist*

*draws back a little and breathes heavily against your mouth*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 19:36:53  

*pins you against that very same tree again, this time to free up his hands to fondle your breasts*

*kisses and bites your neck gently*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/18/2007 19:43:20  

*tilts her head to the side to allow you better access*

*reaches down with one hand, trailing down over your chest*

*gasps* No, no, we-- *moans softly*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/18/2007 19:46:39  

*increases the pressure of his bites*

No what?

*puts a hand up your top for better access*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/19/2007 13:17:37  

*murmurs* We can't

*sighs and twists to kiss you fiercely again*
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/19/2007 14:36:27  

*pulls you harder against him*

Then stop.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/19/2007 15:14:03  

*moans and tightens her legs around your waist*

*reaches out and trails a finger down your throat* I will any minute now.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/19/2007 15:18:33  

*feels something and stops kissing* Uh oh.

*steps back from the tree so you can get down*

*rubs his mouth awkwardly*
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/19/2007 15:22:06  

*leans against the tree, gasping for air*

*wipes her hand across her mouth before straightening her clothes*

Shit.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/19/2007 15:26:09  

*rubs his hand through his hair*

Right. So. Yeah.

DAMMIT. Why did you do that!?
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/19/2007 15:29:34  

What the fuck? You started it, you wanker!
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/19/2007 15:30:46  

ME? OH NO NO NO NO NO!! I was just responding to your... your WILES. "I didn't know you liked it like that Oromë" "Feel me all rubbing against you Oromë"! I WAS BEWITCHED. YOU. YOU. WOMAN.
From: [info]yavannapalurien Date: 02/19/2007 15:34:25  

What the fuck? And you're completely innocent, are you? FUCK. This was not supposed to happen, fuck.
From: [info]aromez Date: 02/19/2007 15:35:32  

*throws his hands up in the air* BEWITCHED! WILES! EVIL!

*points his finger at you* I'm on to you!!

*stalks off*
Comments
profile
Community: [info]opus_two
<% /!UseJournal %>