*just looks back at you with hurt in her eyes* You know I researched Vendórë's findings in order to plot the perfect romantic compatibility algorithm. According to that algorithm, we are seventy-nine percent compatible and you and Yavanna only eleven percent. And if Aulë and I happen to be ninety percent, that's not the point. Don't you care that my algorithm is robust, Oromë? Does it matter to you at all??
*hugs herself tightly and leans slightly away from you* *without any real rancor* Flattery will get you nowhere. Maybe you ought to take care of yourself for a change.
*tries not to betray her interest* Did you take transcripts?
*shivers a little as goosebumps break out on her neck*
*pushes you away suddenly* You can't fix it that easily, Oromë! Now leave me alone so I can work because you— *shakes a finger at you* —you...you're in the doghouse, buster, in volume if not in complete preservation of your structural integrity. I mean it!