From: irisse	Date: 02/25/2007 18:41:45

*comes downstairs*

Turvo? Is that you?

	From: thewise	Date: 02/25/2007 18:45:05

*looks up from his seat, where he's going through Fingon's mail*

Eru, is 'káno ever going to get a social life? How can you stand to live around here?

	From: irisse	Date: 02/25/2007 18:51:02

*shrugs* Because someone needs to keep an eye on him.

*leans down and presses a kiss to your forehead* I am so glad to see you. Perhaps you can remove the stick up 'káno's ass. *thoughtfully* Or maybe put one in? He's pretty damn spineless these days.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/25/2007 18:54:34

A hundred Oliphant's couldn't get that stick out, sis. *lop-sided smile* And he's always been spineless. We're thinking of the same guy, right?

*pats the spot next to him* Anything exciting going on? Wait, wait, no, this is Hithlum. *laughs*

	From: irisse	Date: 02/25/2007 18:56:43

*grins* Same guy.

*looks at you askance* Excuse me, I'll have you know that Hithlum has been a hive of activity recently. Thingol and one of his lackeys came to tell us they're building an army, Gil-galad knocked up Olwë's daughter and, best of all, Russandol is back.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/25/2007 19:02:19

*whistles low* A guy goes off for twenty a few years to run his own kingdom and all hell breaks loose! I can't leave you kids alone.

*doesn't even know where to start*

Russandol is back

*happily* Well, at least 'káno will be less of a bastard now. Speaking of bastards, did you just say The Bastard knocked up Eärwen? As in our aunt Eärwen? Or did Olwë run off and have another? I thought his wife got the Mandos out of there ages ago.

	From: irisse	Date: 02/25/2007 19:05:57

Oh, oh, you haven't heard the best of it. Russandol is back but he's a girl now! Honestly, you'd swear 'káno doesn't have the first clue what to do with a woman which makes Gil-galad's existence rather a miracle, all told.

Or did Olwë run off and have another?

*laughs* Oh, no. It's our aunt alright, although the word is that she and our nephew were pretty drunk when they got together. *shakes her head* What is the world coming to, Turvo?

	From: thewise	Date: 02/25/2007 19:09:48

...

*fucking busts out laughing* You know, sis, I love this world. I really, really do. I guess they're not fucking like they were. Which explains the stick up the ass. Before he always had something else up there. *pauses* I think I just made myself a little sick.

Man. Aro's gonna be pissed when he finds out. It'd be kind of funny if The Bastard really turned out to be Orodreth's kid. Did they ever check up on that?

	From: irisse	Date: 02/26/2007 17:11:30

*covers her mouth with her hand in a rare display of delicacy* Please, Turvo, I really don't want to think about our brother's sex life right now.

Did they ever check up on that?

No and I've no fucking clue why 'káno doesn't just take a paternity test and have done with it, you know? I mean, I like Gil-galad, don't get me wrong but he sends 'káno's bood pressure up and now that he's mortal, he just can't deal with that!

	From: thewise	Date: 02/26/2007 17:13:28

*has a novel idea*






...Do you think he actually, like, likes the kid? And doesn't want to know because he's afraid of the answer? That's waaaaaayyyyyyyyy to sentimental for 'káno, right? RIGHT?

	From: irisse	Date: 02/26/2007 17:19:14

*looks at you*

We are talking about the idiot who travelled all the way to Thangorodrim and fucking cut off Russandol's hand. Yeah. He is a fucking sentimental prat.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/26/2007 17:22:01

At least there was some serious bloodshed, then. With The Bastard he won't even prick his damn finger to find out if the kid really is his. What a fucking pussy.

Is he already in bed? What is it, like, eleven? Pussy.

	From: skilledhero	Date: 02/26/2007 17:32:25

*comes downstairs to find out what all the commotion is this late at night*

*turns on the main lights* Who is making all that noi-? Oh. Turukáno.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/26/2007 17:35:33

*tips his head back to look at you*

He-ey 'káno, we were just talking about you. *grins* Actually, we were just taking about The Bastard. Did you ever find out if he was really your kid? Because we decided it'd be pretty awesome if he was really Orodreth's and he'd just gone and knocked-up his grandmother. Isn't that great?

	From: skilledhero	Date: 02/26/2007 17:40:54

*turns off the main lights and turns to go back up the stairs*

Be sure to set the alarm before you go to bed.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/26/2007 17:42:32

*turns back to Aredhel*

Yep. That stick's not coming out any time soon.

	From: irisse	Date: 02/26/2007 17:46:00

Hating to return to the subject of 'káno's sex life but he really needs a good lay. You know anyone for the job.

	From: thewise	Date: 02/26/2007 17:48:03

*actually thinks about this* I've heard stories about Mablung in Doriath?

Otherwise, damn, the guy needs to straighten up and just fuck Russandol again like old times. It'd be better for everyone.