From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 07:51:48

*is sitting nearby, listening to your rant, and generally laughing his ass off*

*quietly, of course*

*finally can't take it anymore and walks over to you*

You're a laugh and a half, kid. What's your name?

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 07:53:02

*scowls*

It's not FUNNY. He should start treating me like a son, dammit. I AM his son.

I'm Daeron.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 07:54:10

*pushes the person sitting near you off their stool and takes a seat*

No, kid, it's funny. It's fucking HILARIOUS. You are talking about Elu Fucking Thingol, right? Have you met the man?

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 07:56:17

*bristles*

*bitchily* *roughly* Of course I've met him I'm his most trusted spy advisor! Or, I thought I was.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 07:57:33

*pretends to think about this for a while* His most trusted advisor. That's sweet kid, really. But you know Elwë doesn't take advice from anyone, right?

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:00:10

Elwë

*snaps his head up from drooping to look at you sharply*

Who do you think you are NO ONE calls him that except his wife the bitch his title is THINGOL and it's disrespectful to refer to him in any way I should have your head for that besides it's Quenya and we don't speak Quenya. GOT IT.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:03:00

*starts. cracking. up.*

The day I start calling him by a title besides 'you ass' is the day you can have my head, kid. I'll cut it off and hand it to you myself. Until then, *slaps the back of your head* you'll mind your manners. GOT IT?

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:05:13

*oh, is angry now* *you'd better watch out* *right*

What gives you the right to treat out LEADER with so little respect?

*has to defend his regent's honor, war and Beleg or not, ome!*

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:06:37

*slaps you upside the head again*

I'm his fucking brother, you idiot. ERU gives me the goddamn right to treat him with so little respect. It's my JOB to make him MISERABLE.


I'll have you know I'm damn good at my job.

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:08:06

:o

*--*

OhmyERUI'msorrysirIdidn'trealizeitwasyouyou'llhavetoexcusemeI'vehadafewdrinksOFFDUTYandsometimesIcan'tcontrolmytemperafterafewdrinksIwasonlylookingafterThingol'sbestinterest,yousee.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:10:42

*laughs* No hard feeling,kid. No feelings at all you miserable bastard.

*looks you over* Damn, Thingol's got himself a little guard poodle. Who'd've thought, huh?

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:13:09

*bristles again but controls himself because this is his uncle*

I just like to look after him, is all. Sir.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:14:50

Right, right. Because you're his son, isn't that what you said? *laughs* Sorry, kid, I don't mean to disappoint you, but I have a hard time believing that. A hard time.

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:17:27

*frowns and furrows his brow*

*really doesn't like it when people don't believe his paternity claims*

Why do you say that? It is true. It's what my mother always said. "It was a little indiscretion on his part, he could barely keep his hands off me, but it was the most important night of my life because it gave me you. Of course, he can't claim you as his own, even if he'd like to, because of Melian. He's terrified of Melian. She'd kill him if she ever knew." It's true. Mommy wouldn't lie.

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:20:36

Look, kid, I hate to crush your spirit and all. *actually really likes to crush his spirit* The thing is, there's no way it happened like that. Impossible.

*raises his voice just enough so that the newspaper man sitting a few seats down can hear him clearly*

"Thingol" is GAY. Can't you see it? Maybe only I can because I've known him his whole life. Melian's just his beard. Damn, are you blind? It's a waste of a woman, too, believe me. There's no way he'd touch your mother -- or any woman at all. He like to ride it bareback style.

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:21:23

*gapes*

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*you broke his brain!*

	From: telerinking	Date: 02/28/2007 08:23:28

*laughs again* *is really enjoying himself*

*claps a hand on your shoulder as he stand*

Look, kid, just deal with it and move on. Thinking about the particulars will do nothing for you. Believe me. *shudders*

See you around. *sticks you with his tab and gets the hell out of there*

	From: loremaster	Date: 02/28/2007 08:24:08

*finishes his drink*

*has another*




*maybe cries a little*