From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:16:13

*is sitting on a bench with his lady-friend enjoying his day*

*glances over at something she's pointing out and spots you*

*hides his face* No, no, Eru no, what did I do to deserve this?

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 18:17:50

*glances over at you, concerned* Turgon? What's going on?

*looks around to see what's got you so upset*

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:19:20

*hisses under his breath, hoping not to draw attention* Him. The nephew. The evil one. Here. Scraggly looking boy at two o'clock. Don't look at him!

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 18:20:26

Huh? *looks straight at him, of course*

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 18:22:35

*sees you and walks towards your bench before pausing*

*smiles a great, big, shit-eating grin* Uncle Turgon! Fancy -- just fancy -- meeting you here.

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:25:35

*keeps his face hidden in his hands, hoping you'll just go away*

Fuck shit damn kill it kill it kill it go away why'd she have to spawn thought he was dead kill it lock it up and throw away the key keep it away from my daughter.

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 18:27:06

*pats you on the back softly*

*looks up at the scraggly looking- boy and smiles brightly* Sorry. He's a little busy right now. I'm Finrod. You're one of Turgon's nephews?

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 18:37:46

That's right! I'm Maeglin. You're Finrod? Hey, that's weird. My Dad always said that Finrod was a lily-livered, Quenya-speaking lady-boy. He never said you were pretty too!

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 18:39:22

...

*purses her lips for a moment*

*smiles again, though less genuinely* Well, everyone has their opinions, but I do speak Sindarin rather fluently.

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:40:26

*turns his head a little to glance over at you*

Is he gone yet?

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 18:41:27

*pats your hand*

I don't think he's going anywhere, Turgon. Best get it over with now.

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:42:52

*nods and takes a deep breath*

*looks up* *coolly* Maeglin. It's a surprise to see you here. What are you doing here go away! How are you?

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 18:52:10

Very well, thank you, Uncle Turgon! Just back, you know. Have you seen Mom? Is she around? Hey, how's Gondolin? Do you have one here? I haven't even looked at a map yet but Nan Elmoth hasn't changed a bit. Isn't that weird? It's, like, a whole new place but it's the exact same. You haven't changed a bit either, Uncle Turgon! Hey, is Dad around?

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 18:56:03

*feels his old Ardamigrane coming back*

Your mother is in Hithlum.
Gondolin is wonderful, thanks and still in one piece, no thanks to you. It's so nice of you to be concerned. Aska bout Idril and I'll gut you.
I wouldn't know or want to know about your father.

*realizes you have no parental guidance again* *sighs defeated* Are you only just back, Maeglin? Do you have somewhere to stay? Is someone looking after you?

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 19:05:46

Hithlum? I thought she didn't like Uncle Fingon? Is Uncle Fingon there?

*starts chewing on a thumbnail* I'm pretty sure I've somewhere to stay. I think? There was this guy? Or he could have been a girl? He was wearing a lot of eyeliner and gave me this stuff called amphetamines? We didn't have those on Arda, did we? It's like, it's like, it's like I can see everything all at once? Only it's all a little -- wibbly. Weird, huh?

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 19:08:45

She's there and so is Fingon. She's perfectly fine with interfering in Uncle Fingon's life.

*raises his eyebrows* *assumes paternal voice* I don't think so. You're going right back to your mother except all the trains have stopped running for the night.

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 19:10:12

*thinks 'paternal-voice' sounds kind of sexy*

*puts a hand on your arm*

*hopefully helpfully* He can stay with us for the night and then you can take him to Hithlum in the morning.

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 19:14:46

Stay with you? Do you live together? That's really cool only I thought Uncle Turgon had a wife? But cousins are great, aren't they? I have a cousin and she's just fucking gorgeous, you know? Legs up to her armpits. *suddenly points at Turgon* She's, like, totally your daughter. It's a small world, isn't it? But, yeah, cousins are cool. Oh, hey, can anyone else hear that? It sounds like buzzing? Are there flies here? *shakes his head slightly* I think I need another pill or, you know what would be great? A hamburger.

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 19:16:14

*stands up*

*puts a very firm hand on your shoulder*

*starts marching you off in the direction of Finrod's home*

NOT ANOTHER WORD.

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 19:17:56

*follows, concerned*

Doesn't he need a doctor or something!? Turgon? Turgon?

*isn't dwelling on that "I thought he had a wife" comment at all right now* *will later*

	From: thewise	Date: 03/09/2007 19:19:42

HE'LL BE FINE. HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO KICK HIS ASS INTO SHAPE SOME FOOD AND SLEEP.

*tightens his grip*

THANK FINROD FOR HER HOSPITALITY, BOY.

*keeps marching him forward*

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/09/2007 19:26:34

*twists around to look at Finrod* Thank you. Hey, did you ever think of, like, changing your name to a girl's name now that you're a girl and not a boy? You haven't always been a girl have you? You are pretty. Did I say that? I totally said that. Oh, wow, I'm sleepy. Is it night-time yet?

	From: artafinde	Date: 03/09/2007 19:30:37

Turgon, be gentle with him.

*smiles comfortingly at you* I hadn't considered it, no. I think it would be confusing for my family since they're having a hard enough time remembering me as it is. Besides, I like it.

*takes your arm hoping Turgon will release his grip on you* It's nighttime, yes. We're going to go back to my apartment and if you're hungry you can have something to eat and then you can go to bed. Maybe you'll feel better in the morning. *is the nice one, yes*

	From: maeglinlomion	Date: 03/10/2007 04:00:30

*shakes his head a few times* Food would be good, I think. Do you have breakfast cereal? I hope you don't have any with raisins in because I'd have to pick them out and it takes ages to get things just right. Oh, hey, it's getting dark. You're right, it must be nighttime.