Yes, so you've said at times. As long as your sister doesn't come along this time, it's nothing to me. So to what do I owe the pleasure, blah blah blah?
*with a theatrical yawn* Well, I suppose they'd just as soon stay here as anywhere. Everyone else does these days. You'll be so kind as to pass that along, if you see her. The invitation does NOT extend to Olwë.
*beams* Thank you so much! I'm sure they'll be happy to hear it.
*ignores your barely disguised insults as always* Right, we should get down to business, yes? Actually, that's what I'm here on. Business. *wonders if there's any possibility this won't piss you off entirely* Fingon has appointed me as his ambassador in Delving.
*as seriously as possible* I am not. *carefully* He thinks... and I agree... that it would be beneficial to have someone representing the interests of the Noldor in Delving. He thinks it would be the best way to bridge the communication gap between the two cities so that he can care for his peoples interest. With all deference to you, of course.
*calmly* If he were looking for a spy, he would have done much better to pick someone different. I am no spy. All I want is to be of service to my people.
*dryly* While I'm sure your intentions are pure as the driven snow, I believe I must regretfully decline. I have no intention of giving the Noldor, the fucking Noldor (present company sort of excluded) any more insight into my policies than they already have access to through Beleg.
I don't believe it was an offer, Sir. From my understanding, you instated an ambassador in Hithlum without seeking Fingon's approval. He has been welcoming and had hoped you would be the same. All he wishes is to have a unbiased representative of his own, as you have in Beleg.
*really ticked off now* You—all of you—ought to be grateful I'll even allow you people in my country after what they did. I have been more accommodating in this than ever before. I even heard there was a Fëanorian loitering about for a while, and I was kind enough not to kill her on the spot. My installing a high-ranking diplomat in Fingon's country was a matter of self-defense, if anything.
*crosses his arms* If you're so intent on being of service, as you say, I won't kick you out of Menegroth. You're welcome to hang around and learn what you can. Hell, I'll even give you a desk. But you have no title that I recognize, nor are you privy to any sensitive information whatsoever. And that's that.
Well, then. That is acceptable. For now. I will report back to Fingon with the news. I'm sure he will be furious pleased. Thank you for your consideration.