From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 18:10:00

*groans and pulls his pillow over his head*

It's not morning, is it?

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 18:14:28

*sits up in bed and holds the covers tightly against her*

*looks underneath just to be sure* *eep!*

I said two drinks, you bastard. *cringes at the volume of her own voice* What did you put in my drink??

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 18:19:00

*muffled* I didn't put a damn thing in your drink, you bloody witch. Some of us are trying to sleep.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 18:22:20

*pulls the pillow off your head*

*and then smacks you with it* I can't believe I actually slept with you. How unbelievably humiliating.

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 18:31:35

*holds up his hands to shield himself* Oh, give it up, Fin. You know you enjoyed it.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 18:38:10

*snaps* Yeah. Like a root canal. Ugh.

*wraps one of the blankets around her and searches the room until she finds her dress*

*pulls it halfway on and freezes* *turns to you slowly* Did we go by the courthouse for some reason?

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 18:42:15

*sits up in bed, letting the bedsheets pool around his waist*

*stretches* Mm, I think we did. Right after we went to Uncle -- *freezes, mid-stretch* Oh--fuck.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 18:47:31

*stares* Mmmm...

*hopefully* There've been reported cases of two people having the same exact nightmare, right? Please?

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 18:55:50

*gets up and wanders about, finding his clothes, completely ignoring his nakedness* Let's just -- let's just go down to the courthouse and clarify the situation, OK?

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 18:58:54

"Clarify the situation"?? We're married! *picks up the nearest thing she can find (one of your shoes) and hurls it at your head* Is that not clear enough for you?

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 19:06:19

*ducks and winces as the shoe bounces off his shoulder* Did you promise to, like, honour and obey me? Because, yeah, I want my money back.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 19:09:56

Yeah, I'll obey you but you'll get my paper and slippers every day, right?

*finds your other shoe, stalks over to the door and opens it, and tosses the shoe out into the hall* Like that. Fetch, boy! Fetch!

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 19:24:06

Childish, Finduilas. Whatever happened to conjugal bliss? Don't they make that anymore. *walks over to you and grips your wrist* Play nice, sweetheart, or I won't even try to sort this out.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 19:28:53

*tries to wrench her hand away* I've got a better idea, dearest. Why don't you just get out of Delving and let me get the divorce papers? I'll mail them to you.

	From: atarince	Date: 05/22/2007 19:32:18

Good luck with that, darling. *steps up very close to you, his lips almost brushing yours* No honeymoon? No anniversary? And a child who was already the product of a broken home. Oh well. *kisses you once, deeply, because he can*

*turns and walks out of the hotel suite, collecting his shoe on his way*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 05/22/2007 19:41:16

good luck with that

*is not even going to think about whatever that's supposed to mean*

*closes the door behind you, her lips still warm from your kiss*

and a child

Oh shit. *texts you a simple "'Brimbor's back" before undressing again and climbing back into bed to get a little more sleep before dealing with her impending legal hassles*