Well, it might help. *nods silly-ily seriously* But the cable guy might just end up terribly jealous of you and then he wouldn't give us any of the premium channels for free. What kind of life would that be?
*glances over at you* Oh, I think we could live without cable. There are books to read and woods to walk in and who knows what else we could find to do. *happily* I may even learn to cook. Eventually.