*stands out on Royal Street in Delving, directing a group of movers who are trying to maneouvre a grand piano into a building*
That's it. Right up to the penthouse.
*glances down at her clipboard* You two. Yes, you two. The double bed is going into the guestroom and I swear to Eru if you drop that chandelier, you are in serious trouble.
*glances up the street towards the Palace before turning her attention back to the task at hand*
*wanders by during these proceedings, vaguely wondering what sort of money you come from that's enabling you to live on this street*
*watches the piano struggles for a moment* *offhandedly* You might try some sort of crane next time. Like when you're moving out because you can no longer make rent.
Oh? Would that be this life, or the last? *lightly* Don't tell me you died at Alqualondë trying to get at my brother, because then I'll know you're just trying to get in my good graces.
*lightly* The last life. This life has only just begun. I am Míriel Þerindë, or I was, at any rate. I died because I could not live. Alqualondë was well after my time.
*really had no plans on how to deal with the woman who (a) was married to his good pal Finwë and (b) gave birth to one of the few fuckwits who even come close to rivaling his son-in-law in sheer hateability*
*decides to give you the benefit of the doubt for the moment* I can see how that sort of thing might make a person bitter.
*catches up your hand and shakes it firmly* Oh, that's really too bad. I can tell we're going to get along capitally. *happily* But still. Family feuds bad or whatever.
*generously* There are some about, I daresay. There are warrants out on a few individuals but for the most part...well, they're not tagged or tracked or anything. Yet.
*waves that off* Will you come around to the palace for some? Perhaps meet the wife if she's sober? It's really a shame I never got around to visiting old Finwë as I meant to.
I gather that I have rather a lot of grandsons?
*promptly* Oh, indeed. Every last one as worthless as their father.
Unruly children, indeed? *clucks her tongue* Poor woman. If she can ever get away, she must come and see my warehouse. I'm in the fashion business and we would be honoured to accomodate the Queen of Doriath.
*laughs* Oh, you may be sure that I will have my surveyor examine that everything is securely in its place before I open my doors to anyone.
I like Doriath, I must admit. I have looked in many places for a centre of operations but none can come close to Doriath. You certainly are very welcoming to businessfolk.
*with unmistakable pride* I'd be a sorry excuse for a king if my kingdom did not thrive so. Opening Doriath's borders a little has done wonders, as you can see. *laughs like he's actually joking* As long as you unrestricted Noldor behave yourselves, I'll be happy to keep it that way.
*loftily* You may be sure that if I see any Noldor intent on insurrection, they'll be on the receiving end of my handgun Mace. There is no excuse for barbarism in this day and age.
*folds his hands together* I'm sure that if a woman wants to administer a grandmotherly talking-to and exasperatedly smack her grandson with her handbag, it's nobody else's business whether her handbag happens to contain large rocks or plastic explosives.