*smiles charmingly* Pardon me, miss...I'm new in town. Do you happen to know how I might get in touch with the royal family? Maeglin and ♥♥♥Aredhel♥♥♥ and I go way back.
*puffs out his chest* You're damned right she was. *blinks* But you can't be...
Thingol's Ambassador to Hithlum
...Beleg Cúthalion?!
She has been unwell.
*seriously* I'm very sorry to hear that. *hesitates* She and I exchanged a few...unpleasant words a week ago when she was passing through my neck of the woods. *sighs and looks regretful* I was afraid she might take them to heart.
*to Beleg* You must understand then why I might want to apologize to her? She ran off before I even had a chance to take back the words. This is how it went in my head.
*broken-hearted* I wrote you a lovely letter telling you how sorry I was for all that nonsense and that I'm a changed man and that all I want in the world is to somehow make things up to you. *pauses to think* It really was very nice. Not too flowery or anything.
*looks at you closely* Are you sure, man? 'Cause if you turn out to be a fucking nutbar again, I dunno if I could cope with it again. You're not here to kill Mom, are you?
*siiiiigh* No, Maeglin, I'm not here to KILL anyone unless you make me. I was a terrible person but all of that's behind me.
I'm concerned about you and your mother. I saw her the other day for a few minutes and she didn't seem quite "with it", if you know what I mean. *without a trace of irony* Has she considered seeing a psychiatrist?
*hangs his head a little* I know you could've turned out differently if not for some of things I did. I won't deny that.
She has seemed very -- depressed -- recently.
*looking worried* I knew there was something not quite right. I asked her if she'd like some tea and she screamed something about not being a prisoner. Does that sound reasonable to you?
*practically believing it himself* So seeing me pushed her off the edge? Wonderful.
*holds out his hands, palms upward, as if to show he's unarmed* *simply* What do I need to do, Maeglin? It's a new world. Tell me what I'm supposed to do.
*cheerfully* Atta boy. Uh. Just stick with that plan and you'll be golden?
*uncertainly* Don't make any rash judgments right now. I'll be staying in town a few days. If you feel like ditching your mother sometime, you can reach me at the Roadway Inn, okay?
*eyes you closely* At least in Menegroth you get some sense of reality--the way the world really is. The dirt and the grime and the excitement. *smirks* Not like here. The fucking malls come in packs, it looks like.
*says all this as though (a) he actually likes Menegroth in the slightest and (b) he's not just a hermit who lives in the woods and has no idea what he's talking about*
*shrugs* Uncle 'káno likes things to be safe. *wrinkles his nose* And old-fashioned. And safe. Did I say safe? Because I'm not supposed to go out unsupervised. I mean, what's that about?
SCORE. *shrugs as though it doesn't matter to him in the slightest* Suit yourself. *digs in a pocket for a scrap of paper* Write down your number for me like I don't know it already?
*gives an innocent little wave to Beleg* See you around, Cúthalion.