Careful, son. You're starting to sound very reasonable. If you continue growing up at this pace, I'll have to find a job for you. How does High King sound?
Oh, no. No, Dad. Seriously, I still stay up all night and I never do my homework and I'm sure I'm due to be suspended from school again any day now. I'm definitely not ready for the big, bad world.
Oh, ha-ha-ha. You're a funny guy, Dad. Hey, what was that thump in the background? Did Margaret just faint from the shock that I might be allowed near her precious filing cabinets?