*goes out rather early on raceday and wanders the streets before they're overflowing with people*
*is trying not to think about the upcoming events of the day and thus is a complete nervous wreck*
*stops outside the window of a sporting goods store to admire the bows* *which only serves to remind him it's been awhile since Oromë's made any insane demands, a pretty terrifying thought in itself*
*is wandering through the city, caked in blood after a fantastic night's work, secretly hoping to run into Yavanna handing out pamphlets or whatever lame thing it is she's doing these days*
HEY KID!!! *slaps you on the back and hooks his bloody arm around your shoulders* It's been an Age! Anyway, listen, I have plans for you and I completely forgot you even existed've been looking for you everywhere. That Kementári bitch is up to no good and we have to FIGHT BACK! Quotas quotas quotas.
*stumbles along and tries (unsuccessfully) to appear glad to see you* Hi, boss, wow. *forces a smile* It has been forever, huh? How did you find me??
*starts to PANIC OMFE feel a little concerned when he realizes what you're talking about* *gulps* Gee, that's...you know, great and all. Maybecanwepleasestartthistomorrow? It's just that I'm sort of busy...
*vaguely wonders how many cute furry animals had to die to fill your bathtub with gore*
We have to hurry, boy -- what was your name again? HURRY! We're a long way from home and I have the best idea in the history of ideas. *big grins* LOGGING. Just as a side project! But how much fun would that be? Piles and piles of dead trees. And we could use them to build SMOKEHOUSES for the MEAT.
*exasperatedly* Tilion, sir. The name's Tilion. Smokehouses, sure, that sounds horrid excellent, sir, but--
*manages to wrench his arm out of your grasp* Wait. Please. That woman over there--that hunter-- *beckons frantically to Beleg and silently prays she'll play along* --she's organized this...um...this huge meeting of K.A.E.T.A. hopefuls and I can't miss this race oh Eru please let me make this race I have the pole and Arien would skin me alive if I missed it and *breathes* I really think you owe it to them to speak to them. They're making huge strides in opposition to Lady Yavanna and you're their hero. Of course. Sir.
*slaps Oromë's arm* There. You see, boss? 'Cause I sure don't. That's the signal. To be in...um... Southern Harad at three this afternoon. For the meeting. *really wishes he'd paid more attention to the goings-on of the O.R.A. (Órë Rifle Association)*
*is mightily amused by this but does not let her carefully-schooled expression of blankness falter* Shall we? You know what those Southern Haradrim are like.
*coming over all shy all of a sudden, now that he's had a chance to really focus on you* That's definitely...um...if you...can I buy you a cup of coffee or something? I'm Tilion by the way. *thinks very hard for a second* Do you like bows?
Local? Oh, no. I'm a complete blow-in. I'm currently acting as Sindarin Ambassador to Hithlum although it's not a job that keeps me terribly busy. I was a marchwarden before, in Delving, and I think it's where I'd rather be. *hastily* Not that Hithlum isn't lovely but it's not home.
*admiringly* Wow. That sounds awfully important. My friend? Arien always had the...erm...more essential job of the two of us, I'm afraid.
*points to a building down the block* That's where we're going, by the way. It looks like a dive but I swear they've got a killer espresso.
I was a marchwarden before, in Delving
*thinks they have so much in common!* I live in Menegroth part of the time. And here part of the time. I don't get to Lórien too often anymore. Have you ever been to Lórien? No, I expect not. *glancing at you now and then* ...What rhymes with 'sparkling'?
Oh, it sounds more important than it is, I promise. It's really just an extended holiday with a bit of paperwork. *a little mournfully* Haven't picked up a bow in weeks.
I live in Menegroth part of the time.
Oh, really? Whereabouts? I mostly live at the barracks but my -- my friend has a nicer place in the centre.
Have you ever been to Lórien? *thoughtfully* I think I was there, on Arda, when I was reborn but it's all a little hazy. *cheerfully* Too many lifetimes ago.
I live right in town, too. There's a complex on Fountain Boulevard? Near Eighth.
Darkling?
*with a start* Oh, that's... *flushes and drops his gaze from your sparkling eyes* did I say that out loud? Um. That is...thanks, I'll make a note of it.
*shrugs* Yeah, we've had him in the drunk tank before but he never quite sleeps it off. I guess that alcohol must be at a steady concentration in his blood by now.
These things have a way of sticking in your head sometimes I guess.
*laughs softly* More often if your lieutenant spends consecutive hours asking if you've solved the clue yet.
*shrugs* Honestly? I don't know. I'm sort of here on Thingol's whim. It is an honour but I'd really love to go back to Delving. It's where my friends are and it's where Túrin is.
*sympathetically* You could always go back to being a plain old marchwarden. Maybe? Not that I'm saying you're plain. Or old. 'Cause actually you're really... *sighs* Young.
Túrin? *frowns, thinking* New-ish guy Túrin? He a friend of yours?
*smiles at you, getting the first inkling that you're a nervous sort of chap* *cheerfully* Oh, I was old enough first time round. *shrugs* And being a marchwarden is what I'm good at.
He a friend of yours?
*bites her lip* Well, he was my best friend on Arda. Here on Órë? *gives another little shrug* He's pretty much everything to me. Crosswords and marchwardening aside, of course.
*looks slightly (okay, more than slightly) crestfallen* Oh. Yeah. Gotcha. *was sort of hoping to impress you with the nonchalant "yeah, I'm a Maia" bit*
*musters a smile from somewhere* I'm guessing that would be a 'no' on turning coffee into dinner then, huh? God you're beautiful.
*siiigh* *nods* A friendly dinner then, sometime. *remembering, erm, the world outside the café and all* But--damn--not tonight. I'm going to be swamped for a day or two.
*checks his watch* And oh shit I'm really running late. *rests his chin on his hand and looks at you sappily* Thanks again for rescuing me. You're my hero.
*nods* It's okay. Just look me up next time you're in town, unless I make it back to Delving, in which case you'll probably see me slapping around a few charges of drunk and disorderly in your neighbourhood.
*laughs and waves a hand* Not at all. First one's free. After that, I charge per rescue. *grins*
*looks around for any other likely help but doesn't see any* *figures at least you may be a kindred spirit if you can pick out the good bows from the crappy ones*
*points to you and blurts something out to Oromë about meeting "that coldblooded killer over there" in order to start an anti-K.E.T.A. movement*