From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 17:35:57

*shows up next, having actually managed to keep a reasonably low profile while in town so as not to blow their cover*

*spots your tacky sunglasses right away and makes his way over to you*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 17:38:06

*stands to greet you (sort of)*

*air-kisses* Hello, Celegorm, you insufferable fop. Where's your better? worse? half?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 17:42:49

*reminds himself that your syphilis or whatever probably isn't airborne*

*smoothly* Hello, Finduilas, you ignorant trollop. No idea. I got rather an early start this morning.

*takes a seat and starts perusing the wine list*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 17:44:58

*sits back down and glances over her own menu*

*looking up briefly* You haven't changed a bit. *sweetly* Who does your hair? Your gardener?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 17:47:37

*without missing a beat* Nor have you, sister, from what I hear. Who does your gynecological exams? Your exterminator?

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 17:49:42

*is interrupted by the waiter*

Oh, we're waiting on third. But can you recommend something to drink? *not-so-covertly points at you and stage-whispers* Nothing with carbs!

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 17:50:58

*turns his attention to the waiter as well*

Yes, please do tell us what you recommend. *gestures to you with a slight tilt of his head* Nothing with taste!

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 17:53:09

*ignores the poor confused man's offering (distilled water) and orders a bottle of white*

*sets down her menu and smiles at you* So. What's the latest from Hard Up and Frustrated Monthly?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 17:56:51

*overrules your order and chooses a bottle of red*

*conversationally* Oh, I've just put out a new piece, actually. It's entitled "The Skanks of New Beleriand and Their Inability to Adequately Accessorize, Let Alone Blow Me Properly". Very gripping. Unlike you, by now, I suspect.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 17:58:46

*appears to consider this* Well, it is difficult to color match when all the mirrors in the known world cover the walls of a single house in Ossiriand.

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:00:53

*magnanimously* I'd be happy to send one along to you. You are aware that the pleasing reflection and good fashion sense are sold separately?

*tastes the wine when it arrives and pronounces it acceptable*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:01:56

*rubs her chin thoughtfully* And the laughably tiny cock? How about that?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:05:04

*grins* Despite your ingenious ploy to get me to show you my penis, I'm afraid I have to decline, Fin. Again, Fin.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:06:54

*sips her wine and looks sympathetic* I understand. Organising a search party that large takes time.

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:11:20

*frowns in apparent confusion* Were we talking about all the Nargothrondrim men lost spelunking in your 'cave'? I thought we were discussing your failure to take your eyes off me since the moment I arrived.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:12:44

*presses her hand to her heart* *sarcastically* Oh, you noticed? Do I get to be your new masturbatory fantasy?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:14:12

*scrutinizes you and is utterly bored with the result* I prefer my masturbatory fantasies to be...slender? And attractive. And clean. And me.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:15:22

*can't help laughing* You know? When you say it, I really believe it.

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:17:16

Well, a certain facility with words is my particular gift. *pauses* *helpfully* Also non-transferable, if you were wondering.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:19:41

*still cannot entirely believe any one person could be this arrogant* You could've at least said "the use of the tongue" or something. Oh, wait. That might have actually been flirty. *enunciating* Flir-ty. Do you know that word?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:23:25

*feigns careful thought*

*eventually* I believe so, yes. *innocently* "See also: Brain-less-ly nym-pho-ma-ni-a-cal"?

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:24:26

*crosses her arms*

*petulantly* Tough talk from a pompous, sexless jerk.

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:26:47

pompous, sexless jerk

*looks into your eyes earnestly* The readers of Hard Up and Frustrated Monthly will appreciate your kind endorsement.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:29:38

*opens her mouth to speak* *closes it*

*drums her fingers on the tabletop*

*imagines you wearing the remaining contents of the wine bottle*

*finally looks at her watch* Is Curufin coming, or what?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:35:11

*smirking* You're his wife. Shouldn't you know these things?

*looks at his own watch and has to admit it's likely that Curvo got distracted by a gun shop or a ball of yarn or something* *sighs* Possibly not.

*takes out his wallet to pay for the wine*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:37:20

*really has nothing else to say to you*

*decides to wait one more irritating minute*

*vaguely wonders if she should make some feeble belated effort to be nice to you, for Curufin's sake*

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:42:56

*decides to wait just one more minute*

*wonders if he should make some feeble belated effort to be nice to you, for Curvo's sake*

*is sure he could come up with something if he thought about it for a very, very, very, very, very long time*

*watches people walk by*

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:44:24

Want-to-have-a-go-then?

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:45:06

That's-a-fantastic-dress.

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:45:54

*...*

What?!

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:46:15

*...*

What?!

	From: ivrinsun	Date: 08/04/2007 18:47:56

*makes a grab for her purse*

Okay-I'll-see-you-around-then.

*flees*

	From: tyelcormo	Date: 08/04/2007 18:50:00

*taking off in the opposite direction* Yeah-I-think-we're-done-here.