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08/12/2007 11:18:00
[info]sindacollo
*realises that if Beleg had stayed in Hithlum only a few days longer, she would have undoubtedly uncovered the VAST NOLDORIN CONSPIRACY TO INVADE DORIATH* *mentally curses Melian for suggesting she be brought home*

*had no choice but to let them go, of course, what with all the people who would have bitched and whined for millennia if their hospital-bound family members blew up* *damned constituency*

*soon learns that goody-two-shoes Elrond is a liar and a collaborator and probably a spy himself, too* *mentally curses Melian for letting him forget to revoke Elrond's medical license*

*stops pacing his office just long enough to send for Finrod*

Current Mood: enraged
Tags: thingol, finrod

 
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From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 11:30:07  

*makes her way into your office*

*wonders if that's a funeral march she hears in the distance?*

You wanted to see me?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 11:34:27  

*points you at a chair in a stern sort of way*

You're a Noldo. *pauses a moment to let this sink in* Tell me. How do you think they'll all react when I tell them I'm nuking them to oblivion?
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 11:38:20  

*takes a seat as directed*

*pauses to think about this for a moment* *is fairly certain you don't have any nukes. fairly certain. sort of certain.*

*clears her throat* I think that, perhaps, they might suspect you were overreacting?.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 11:41:02  

*pacepacepace* Oh? Would they now.

*pacepacepace*

*stops pacing* Do you think I'm overreacting?
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 11:45:57  

*carefully* Well, I think that the destruction of an entire people based on the actions of one very stupid family might be a little extreme. It would be best if any vengence justice you seek be directed solely at the wrong-doers and not thousands of innocent people.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 11:52:43  

*looks over at you and smiles. normally. maybe.* You're very brave, you know that? Yet I still like you. *considers* It's odd.

Well, I have the idiot doctor in custody, for a start, at least. But the extradition process is so tedious. Really, it'd be much easier to just incinerate the fuckers.
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:01:57  

*is actually more concerned about the smile than about anything you've said or done so far*

Easier, maybe, but more troublesome in the long run. It's always better to do things the legal way so then people can't question your sanity and put you out of power. I can speak to Fingon and see if we can't speed the process, if that would help.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:06:26  

*as though you'd just asked him whether he'd like any lemonade at a quaint summer garden party* That would be very nice, thank you.

*perfectly seriously* If I were to go that route, the pressing question becomes: Will Fingon object if I personally slit each of their throats and bathe in their blood?
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:16:38  

*tries not to show any surprise*

*calmly* After receiving a fair and impartial trial on neutral ground, if the verdict is death, I'm sure you will be allowed to choose the means. Bathing in blood and all.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:20:56  

a fair and impartial trial on neutral ground

*immediately* Oh, no. No no no no no. Absolutely not. Fairness and impartiality's where I draw the line.
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:28:46  

Then I think it is very safe for me to say that there is absolutely no chance Fingon will submit to your demand for their return. Cruel and unusual punishment is not permitted in Hithlum and he will not have doings with anyone who supports it.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:33:53  

*sits down in his desk chair with a thump*

*swipes everything off the top of the desk and then puts his feet up*

Then it's war. Simple.
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:37:59  

*is glad that you're not overreacting. oh wait.*

*really doesn't want this happening on her watch* *or at all*

Is there anything we can do to reason with you before such drastic measures are taken?
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:42:49  

*angrily* Tell you what. You talk to Fingon as planned. Ask him what his idea of kind and usual punishment is, for a bunch of fugitives from justice who broke another criminal out of jail and nearly killed half my police force in the process.

Then we'll talk.
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:44:49  

*rises* I will do so immediately. Thank you for your patience and cooperation.
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:49:38  

*waves* You're welcome! But only because you're really more Teler than Noldo, anyway.
From: [info]artafinde Date: 08/12/2007 12:51:15  

*can't help but smile at that despite herself* Thank Eru for small mercies.

*shows herself out*
From: [info]sindacollo Date: 08/12/2007 12:55:42  

*sighs*

*cleans up all the junk from the floor without even throwing anything as you leave*

*damn you and your niceness and your being-a-decent-person*
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