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08/12/2007 23:52:00
[info]ulluboz
Broadcasting live from Ulmonan...
*Sits in his broadcasting studio, air drumming along to the music going out on the airwaves.*

*Leans forward and fades out the track as it ends*

All right, that was Uin's latest single, you heard it FIRST here in Linqil FM. A lot of people called about this one while it was playing; some of you are saying it sounds exactly like his last single, "Ooom ooom-*squeeaaak*-GUUH-Ooom," but I disagree, I think this one has SIGNIFICANT stylistic differences. I think it's a rocking track but each to their own. One listener in particular wanted me to point out that it's "ace to get baked to." I assume he was talking about making cakes or cookies and NOT the consumption of illegal substances of the smokable variety, which this station does not condone in any way, shape or form.

We've got the new Hobbits in Da Hood track coming up later, so don't touch that dial. In the mean-time, the lines are always open, so do call in. Let us know what's on your mind; music? The football results? What you're doing on the weekend? The headlines? Do you know a good recipe for pumpkin pie? Anything at all barring embarrassing medical disorders, we don't want the TMI but other than that, give us a call!

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Uin; Oooom ooom-wweeeeeaooooow-Ooomm.
Tags: finduilas, arien, ulmo, celeborn

 
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From: [info]ivrinsun Date: 08/12/2007 19:27:25  

((LOVE.))
*calls in from the darkest corner of Delving's darkest dive*

*is fairly desperate at his point*

Hi...love your show, *mumblemumble* Do you do advice? I committed several crimes to get my fugitive husband out of town, but his shithead brother's plan didn't include safe passage for me. Any pointers on avoiding capture until I can escape?
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/12/2007 19:38:42  

*Was really hoping for that pumpkin pie recipe.*
*Is sucker for a kindred in need though. Especially, breathy-voiced, pretty-sounding ones.*

Wow. Well, I'll do my best.

Step one: Seriously consider whether escape is the best option. If you turn yourself in and provide the authorities with information, you may get clemency. Of course, that depends on how much you love your husband and his shithead brother. I'd be pretty annoyed with them for landing me in a position like this. I'm sure that's grounds for divorce in Eressea.

Step two: If you're serious about escaping, it's probably not a good idea to call a radio talk-show from a cellphone.
From: [info]ivrinsun Date: 08/12/2007 19:46:32  

*sighs* I think the authorities have got pretty much all the information they need. Or I'd squeal in a heartbeat.

it's probably not a good idea to call a radio talk-show from a cellphone

Okay, thanks any—oh, right. Shit. *hangs up abruptly*
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/12/2007 19:57:16  

Okay. Well, if you're still listening, and if this is about what I think it's about, I'd seriously look into that divorce option. Just saying.

Okaaaaay, who's next on the air?

*covers the microphone and whispers to his producer* If it's that conspiracy theorist guy who thinks Thingol is controlling the populace with acid-dusted pretzels? Cut him off. Not again. I can't deal with that shit today.
From: [info]keleborn Date: 08/12/2007 20:04:15  

*is bored*

*is very very bored* *and hiding from Galadriel and his great-uncle Elwë, who seems weirder than usual today*

*punches in numbers on the phone as he hears them* *(has to wait for you to repeat the number in order to get them all in)*

Hellooooooo? Do you like da trees?
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/12/2007 20:08:30  

Da Trees. Are they a band? What genre, New Age?
From: [info]keleborn Date: 08/12/2007 20:10:37  

*giggles!* NooOOOoooo! Da trees! Da trees in da woods!

*amiably* Mine Unclelwë builded for me a treehouse.
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/12/2007 20:16:29  

*Chuckles* Oh I see. Yes, yes, I like the trees and the trees like me.

And I bet it's the most awesome treehouse in the world too. Is your uncle Elwë the bill-payer? Does he know you're calling?
From: [info]keleborn Date: 08/12/2007 20:22:04  

*happily* Uh-huh it is. He c'n fit in it an' he's REAL tall. Like kinda a tree but a man.

Does he know you're calling?

*plunks himself down on a squishy sofa* Nope. He been stompin' around da house sayin' dat Nolders is stinky. An' den he locked up da icky drinks but I dunno why cuz Aunt Melon likes 'em. Likes 'em a lot.
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/12/2007 20:34:43  

he locked up da icky drinks but I dunno why cuz Aunt Melon likes 'em. Likes 'em a lot.

*WINCES*

Right. See, thing is lad, grown ups often drink the icky drinks when they're sad, so why don't you go and try to cheer your Auntie up? Hang up the phone and...go and draw her a picture or something? Just for Eru's sake, stop broadcasting your family's domestic issues all over the airwaves.

Could you do that? Could you do that for me?
From: [info]keleborn Date: 08/12/2007 22:54:52  

*shrugs* *continues breathing right into the phone* 'Kay. She likes mah pitters.

*brightly* Fanks Misser...wossyername? 'm Cellyborn.
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 14:34:48  

What do you think you'll draw for her?

Conway. My name's Dylan Conway, and it's been lovely speaking to you, Celeborn.
From: [info]keleborn Date: 08/13/2007 14:47:18  

Um... *thinks this over very carefully* Lúthie climbin' outta da window. Cuz Aunt Melon likes Lúthie and Lúthie dint like doors. She's a good climber. But she don't live here now. She lives in da woods wif da one-handed guy or four-handed wif two hands I forget an' 'm not s'posed to say- *whispers* Lúthie. So don't tell on me Misser Connie.

*very loudly happily again* OKAY NICE TA MEETCHOO TOO MISSER CONNIE! BYE!
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 15:36:32  

Good bye, Celeborn. Be good. Don't take candy from strangers. Don't give away state secrets on live national radio.
From: [info]azie Date: 08/13/2007 16:20:58  

*calls in while sitting in traffic, attempting to get back into Delving*

Hello, Mr Conway. Long-time listener, first-time caller. I have a question for you or your listeners. What would you do if you had a voucher for a five-star spa hotel near Delving? Would you keep it all for yourself and enjoy the most luxurious treatments? Or would you bring a friend?
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 16:30:02  

*Recognises the voice instantly* ¬_¬

Oh, bring a friend, most assuredly. Share, share, that's fair. Right?
From: [info]azie Date: 08/13/2007 16:39:10  

Well, that's what I thought but when this friend hardly ever calls and never emails writes, a girl sometimes feels a little unwanted. Should I give him a seventy-second chance?
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 16:49:32  

Well, maybe this friend of yours is a busy man? And surely everyone deserves a hundred-and-second chance?

a girl sometimes feels a little unwanted

You sound like the kind of girl who gets what she wants. If you want to be wanted, you will be.
From: [info]azie Date: 08/13/2007 17:08:44  

Well, he always tells me he's busy and he is a very honourable, truthful man.

If you want to be wanted, you will be.

*laughs softly* I shall ask my friend to get some pointers from you, Mr Conway. You certainly have a way with words.
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 17:38:55  

I'm sure he'd be flattered to hear that.

So have you made your decision? Go alone, or bring a friend?
From: [info]azie Date: 08/13/2007 17:43:53  

Oh, I think I'll bring him. Give him the chance to make up to me. I hear the Doriath Arms is a good place for intimate rendez-vous's.
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 17:58:47  

Oh, I am glad and I think he should be too. He'd be a fool to turn you down.

*Suddenly realises that his producer is glaring at him.*

*Starts looking out his next track to play.*

Well, you enjoy yourself won't you? And thanks for calling.
From: [info]azie Date: 08/13/2007 18:01:35  

Thanks for taking my call, Mr Conway. Love the show!
From: [info]ulluboz Date: 08/13/2007 18:11:04  

Oh please, call me Dylan. Actually, you can call me anything you like. /:) Thanks again.

*Sticks on his next music selection.*
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