*is already there, skimming through law books and seeing what kinds of precedents turn up*
*without even looking up* Can you believe Finwë, seriously? Bloody fool. And it's not like I can stand not to give him a little special treatment. Why did I agree to this again??
*glances up from his book again* *helpfully* Just take two ant- anti- somethings or drink some of that awful chalky stuff Melly's got stashed in a cabinet somewhere. Mortality blows.
*wouldn't know the signs of a real physical problem if they were staring him in the face* *...oh*
*takes hold of your arm to get you out of your chair* Here, lie on the floor until I can get help. And elevate your feet or...feed a cold or...or...JUST DON'T DIE ON ME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!